Song #4- "I'll Make a Man out of You," Mulan

While listening to a Disney song during any kind of hooking up is most likely bad, this is probably by far the most confusing. "I'll Make a Man out of You" not only has a plethora of sexual innuendos
("must be swift as the coursing river" and "with all the force of a great typhoon),
but it also would make for a strange, maybe even pathetic inner-monologue for 
one of the participants.

Here's to hoping you're not made a man,

unless you're into that sort of thing!